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i have 2 forks in my apartment. 2 small fucking forks! im fine with spoons. but forks are nowhere to be found! did someone steal my forks? why would they? i mean its just so fucked up.

and i would never do this. but i really cant eat with small forks! they make my already giant european hands, as my friend so kindly calls em, so huge! and then what happens when i have guests over? wait how have ive been without forks for this long? have they just recently vanished? all of em at once? or have i just been eating with spoons all this time?

so yeah. as i said before. i would never ask for anything from my followers. and i feel silly doing it. but if you have any spare regular size forks. could you please send it to me. thank you. /asyouwere